Being something of an experimental glutton when it comes to chocolate, I have a shamefully extensive knowledge of the 'slightly expensive and large' chocolate bar section of the supermarket. You name it, I've tried it. I've had 'em all, like some kind of chocolate whore (except obviously I was the one paying).
It all began in Edinburgh, summer of 2004, when I happened to buy a bar of Green & Black's dark chocolate with cherries. We had a whirlwind romance, the two of us, lasting for that whole magical summer, but it all came to an abrupt end when my head was turned by the same brand's Maya Gold. I was faithful to Maya for a few years but it got stale; I grew bored. In Ritter Sport's Marzipan, I thought I'd found my perfect match, but eventually my love for that faded too. I moved on, lost in a series of brief dalliances, Lindt's Mint Intense, Coconut Intense, the edgy cool of Montezuma's Sea Dog... but now, now all that's about to change.
I've found The Chocolate One.
The perfect amount of dark chocolate, silkily coating the nutty filling - a hint of marzipanishness from the almond pieces, the creamy pistachio... stuff.. leaving your palate Turkish Delight-ed (see what I did there?). Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *Homer Simpson-esque drooling noises*
Try it, I DARE YOU. Come, share my new and terrible addiction to this overpriced sugary crap!!!
*Please note that I am in no way affiliated with / sponsored by Lindt Sprungli. But I would very much like to be.
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